justbadpuns:
“Bet it was a cockerspaniel
”

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

i love how loki spends all previous movies going “i deserve to rule. i would be the perfect king.” 

and then once he actually becomes king he goes “hmm my first royal decree will be a giant statue of myself looking heroic.” and proceeds to spend his time watching matt damon on stage and sipping wine. you didn’t need to become a king to do that, you useless twink. 

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lesbianshepard:
“ lesbianshepard:
“what did these penguins do to the scientists to deserve this
”
researcher: okay so we’re calling these “african penguins” because it lives in africa
penguin: bites researcher
researcher: hey fucker guess what new...
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heaven-nor-hell:
“ shoobrit:
“When ya girl bisexual
”
Alright this is my definite favorite version of this, ever.
”
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skunkbucket:

one-time-i-dreamt:

My science teacher did a presentation on his dick cause for some genetic anomaly reason, he had three of them. One of them was shaped similar to a horse’s penis but it also inexplicably contained like a quart of semen. Also he was wearing like 5 layers of underwear. no one acted like this was an inappropriate situation; it was if he showed the class that he had an extra finger.

This blog is gonna fucking kill me

GOTTA. START. READING. URLS.

next-time-you-invite-pam:
“gamecubeeater:
“ catsuggest:
“ coolcatgroup:
“The bebby is hongry
”
feed her !
”
babey wants snack
”
Give babey sum food!!!!
”
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